Owned – Alcohol can have some minor repercussions.
Women – It’s dangerous outside of the kitchen.
This Girl – Is braver than all of you!
Time – Some people have too much of it.
You Suck – No matter how well you perform, when the crowd starts chanting your name, you can’t help but be reminded.
Yo Dawg – Dat Ass!!!
Yatching – Just because you can afford one, doesn’t mean you are smart enough to operate it.
Wrong – The action in which you are trying to perform, is being done incorrectly.
Wool Chair – I’ll stand, thank you.
Customer Feedback – Negative feedback is better than none I guess.
Mirror High Five – It’s liking your own status.
Methodology – If you’re hot, learn how to change your science grade from C to A.
Meanwhile In China
Meanwhile In Jamaica
Manuals? Who needs them…
Looks Legit
Life – You finally get your day in the sun and then: sand ninjas.
Keep Your Eyes – On the prize.
Jesus – Always in a happy place.
Self Control – This man is the master of it. Indecision – This man has it.
In Case Of Fire – You are destined to burn.
Pleasing Women – Volume 1
Uninstall – Actually… f*** that, just format.
Toilet Paper – It is needed.
Time – Some people have too much on their hands.
This Cat – Is going to f*** somebody up.