Captivity – It could be worse.
Canada – It’s really f*** cold.
Beer Best – That’s why Germany is superior.
Call Of Duty – Snipers on Bikes.
Underwater Nukes – And you thought a torpedo could ruin your day.
Body Slam – When bitches just won’t listen.
Temptation – Do you really want to spend the rest of your life wondering…
The Fan Fell On Our Baby – Quick! take a picture for the internet!
Women – They’re good for 70 things: sandwich and 69.
Warning Signs – What?
The Computer – It’s homo’s devil machine.
Mounting A Camel – You’re doing it wrong. The Camel – Thinks differently.
Why – Is there a penguin on the helipad?
Priorities – Take the picture, then save your child from being eaten alive.
Sad Animal – F*** It, I’m going home.
Microwaves – Also time machines.
Camouflage Fail – Nope, I still see them.
Blue Tongue – Related to blue balls? Just a question…
Best Christmas – That I can’t remember.
Handicap Parking – Work injury compensation meeting in progress.
Competition – Because not only man compare their sizes!
Motorcycle Helmets – Sometimes it’s better to take them off.
Perseverance – Sometimes, the wait is wort it.
Midget A-Team – I love it when a plan… falls short.
Mr. Miagi – Wax on.. wax off.. wax off.. wax off…
Brilliant Photographers – Know how to create a composition.