Vodka Smirnoff – Whether it’s building up courage or breaking down inhibitions, vodka is working for you.
Gamer Girl – I don’t see how this involves making a sandw… WTF USE WASD!!!
The Internet – Look hard enough, and you’ll find your mom naked.
The Desert Place – A place where you can scratch your ass in public and nobody gives a crap.
Nine Months – It rubs the smile right off your face… …for at least 18 year. (Cheer up..your boobs look bigger!)
Parents – They always know what is the best for you.
Stupidity Is – Ignoring the lows of gravity.
Squirrel Marines – What has science done?
Border Patrol – Try jumping over this one.
Awkward – Notice how I am between you and you rifle.
Five Of A Kind – Time to charge up the video camera!!!
Backup – There are only two types of hard drives-the ones that have failed and the ones that will fail.
Remember – Safety first!
High Scores – They’re really important to some people.
White Snorlax – It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You balck out.
Teamwork – Because bullets can only go through so many bodies.
Patient Bear – Will be ready when you are.
Zombie Cat – He cannot be contained.
That’s It – I’m changing schools.
Poor Dog – I’d better go look for it’s owner…
Guess – Which One Is The Wife?
Chuck Norris – When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a Zombie, he doesn’t turn into a Zombie. The Zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Children – What a waste of space.
Fried Chicken Smell – Detected.
Cheerleader Tryouts – Hired.
Neighbors – You’re not welcome here.