A FINGER HUMPING MONKEY – Hey it could happen, I have heard of stranger things …
Rice – For when you want thousands of the same thing.
He who Laughs Last – Laughs best.
Only One Way – To find out.
That’s Cool – But what happens on the southern hemisphere?
In America – you can bye hear attacks.
Road signs – Actually telling it like it is…
Women’s Football – Illegal use of hands is my favorite penalty.
The Guys Laughed -When I told them I was going to aerobics instead of the bar.
Strip Algebra
Stage Diving – It’s not for everyone.
Internet Explorer – The number one browser for downloading a better browser.
Super Glue – Be careful with superglue.
How To Please A Woman – With 3 1/2 inches.
It’s Her Job – Even the manufacturers know it.
Swedish Girls – Making British girls look ugly since 1428.
Cosplayer – Sometimes the reality is better than fiction.
Sports – Don’t ever try kid… go build a computer.
WOMEN – Have been fighting for equal rights for centuries …
I HATE BEING BI-POLAR – It’s totally awesome !
Sun Tanning – He’s done it wrong.
Santa Claus – Who wants to sit on his lap?
Honesty – One of the most essential qualities.
THE WOUNDS OF WAR NEVER HEAL The survivors grow old and one day embrace the silence of the dead.
When You Wish – Upon a star makes no difference who you are because you’re a few million years too late the star is dead
DARWIN : YR TM S UP – The last message the driver’s cell phone received.