TOUGH CHILDHOOD? – I’m afraid growing up won’t be any easier.
I DROPPED MY LAPTOP IN THE OCEAN Now there’s a Dell rolling in the deep
TAKE YOUR SON TO WORK DAY – It doesn’t always go as planned.
LIFE’S A JOURNEY – Shame about the destination.
STRIFE – No war was ever fought over Two scientists disagreeing.
Sonic The Hedgehog – Metal version.
Son, I am Disappoint
Racism – Now part of a balanced breakfast.
Pure Stupidity – This is why the human race is doomed.
Problems? – 550 solutions per minute.
Priceless – Knowing that the funniest photo in this school’s yearbook will be you with a boner.
Photoshop – For those that can’t get real girlfriend.
Peace – Sometimes a hug isn’t enough.
Over Sized Sunglasses – Looks like someone is over compensating.
I SAW DAD WITH MOM LAST NIGHT I think that jerk was stealing my milk …
WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MAN – Never compromise your standards. Because you deserve nothing but the best.
Smirnoff Ice – #1 Training elixir since 2002.
The Longer You Stare – The funnier it gets.
Halloween – Better than Christmas.
PROOF OF GLOBAL WARMING – What Is the world coming to.
Duct Tape – With enough beer, it can become clothing!
FADING MEMORY – That’s all you’ll ever be.
90 PEOPLE – have swine flu and everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS, and nobody wants to wear a condom.
Darwin Award – She’s about to receive one.
Communism – Never looked so cute.
Choose Carefully – What you want to be remembered.