I Know What You’re Thinking – She might scratch the paint.
Gravity – You are doing it wrong.
I Agree – Demotivational poster
English – They spik it, do you?
Emo Kids – Oh God, why?
Drive Me Closer! – I want to hit them with my sword!
Depression – There are some things even fish can’t fix.
Air Conditioning – Keeping things cool.
OMG – What’s up with that horse.
FAST FOOD APOCALYPSE – And you wonder why we are doomed.
DEFENSIVE DRINKING – Strategically consuming alcohol for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.
YES DEAR. – I know. I’m sorry. Yes, it WAS my fault. Yes, you ARE right. Look, I’ve said i’m sorry. I don’t know what
CHUCK NORRIS – Has beat the s**t out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a
WE CANADIANS… – …have our own special way of expressing our feelings for nature.
TWELVE STEP RECOVERY – The First step is admitting you have a problem.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE – The power of stupid people… In large groups.
EVERY YEAR – through no fault of their own, millions of children are born with ginger hair. But with your help, we can find a
DRIVER MUST WEAR HELMET – You kids are on your own.
THE HORSE WHISPERER – Whispers
DARWIN’S THEORY – About to be proven once again.
A NAGGING WIFE – Means that she still cares. It is when she gives you the silent treatment that she is plotting your gruesome murder.
IT’S SIMPLE – Have a car as your Facebook profile picture, I am going to assume you love cars. Have a s**tty Facebook profile picture,
PAULA DEEN – I sell diabetes and diabetes accessories.
SILENCE IS GOLDEN – This better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL, SPEAK NO EVIL – Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
JUNK IN THE TRUNK – Looks more like an episode of Hoarders to me …