Though Childhood – So I hear you didn’t have a game-boy as a kid. I always wondered what first world problems looked like.
Keep A Fire – Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion, You must first set yourself on fire.
The Name Of The Game – Can you feel It the way I do?
The Straight Man – Gets laughs, even wearing a tux.
Psychiatry – So, why don’t you start by telling me about your childhood.
Insanity – Because life’s no fun without happy pills.
Americans – Double cheeseburger, large fry and a diet coke.
I Remember – The first time I told you I love you. You slid down that pole, right into my heart.
Bravery – There’s a difference between having a shot and pulling the trigger. One takes courage. The other takes balls.
Get Excited – It’s the one day of the year when your behavior makes sense.
Shiny Empty Bubbles – If blowing yourself was possible, nobody would be here right now.
The Secret We All Know – Everything is fine, no one is happy.
Choices – Success is the sole earthly judge of good and evil. Neither has an advantage, but one is sweeter.
Beginners Guide – Before you go any further, we should first check a couple of things.
Bravery – Is being the only one who know you’re afraid. “Franklin P. Jones”
Power – Kill a person, I’m a murderer. Kill a million, I’m a conqueror. Kill everyone, I am God…
Bicycle Police – You are under arrest, now get your as* in the basket.
Innocence – All things truly wicked start from innocence… …And she knows it.
A Dream – Is a wish your heart makes.
Growing Up – 5 years of complete dependency 13 more years of answering to authority, Another 30 years of “yes dear” and then the final
Sexy Appeal – He’s hot like, the kind of hot that makes you stop walking on the street and get hit by traffic.
Your Attention Please – Due to the increasing price of ammo, do not expect a warning shot.
Women – Because some thing just seem stupid otherwise.
When I Was A Kid – And wanted to be older, I never expected this.
Flat Tire – Why worry, when the airbags are just fine…
Sleeping Disorder – I’ve got this terrible sleeping disorder Where I have to wake up every morning and do work.