Think Hard – Was I supposed to cook her dinner tonight, or lay around drinking beer?
I Love You, But… I’m not in love with you.
I Bought You – These things that you don’t need, with money we don’t have, so you can impress people you don’t even like.
Ownage – Is to use your enemy’s tactics in his own destruction.
Wouldn’t It Be Nice – If women came with a car-fax report.
Fuzzy Logic – Nine reason not to shave.
Office Presentation – Brought to you by meowerpoint.
Ice Cream – As good a word as any.
Job Qualifications – Up and dressed doesn’t count.
Equipment Check – One of life’s little inconveniences.
Cults – Your instinct will guide you to the one that’s good for you.
Soulmate – We’re 7 billion people in the world. By probability, there has to be somewhere a person who is perfect for you, …that you’ll
Pearl Diving – More interesting at a reef.
Reliability – Claiming such doesn’t make it true.
Divorce – Takes everything. Even your nuts.
Clarity – The moment you realise you’ve ruined your life.
Why Is It? – When we are left in darkness, we seek out the light… When we are left alone, we stand together… When one
Historically – The people with the useless shiny beads, seem to get the better end of the deal.
Flex Pass – Never get stuck without proper fair.
Ideas – They all seem bright until you put them into action.
Procrastination – The more things you put off doing, the less things you have to fail at.
Sometimes – You just have to grow up for the impossible to become possible.
Dog -The sure bet to get the ladies’ attention when your looks won’t pull it off.
Willlburrrr – I know there’s one more piece of apple in there somewhere.
Just Because – You fill the boots, doesn’t mean you’ll be able to walk in them.
Relativity – If you’re always the smartest person in the room Maybe you’re in the wrong room.