WHEN YOU WISH – Upon a star you’re actually a few million years late That star is already dead like your dreams.
E-HARMONY – 6 Million Couples & Counting
Stop Clubbing, Baby Seals – Once again, punctuation makes all the difference.
It’s Complicated – I now understand that Facebook status option.
Whor – Thor’s hot sexy sister!
VIDEO GAME. – My Life Is Like A Video Game, I Lost The Game. Just Waiting For The Time To Run Out !
American Muscle – Because the king of the jungle should roar, not whistle.
DIGNITY – No matter how far in you put your head, you won’t find it there
I LOVE YOU – The most profitable words to be sold.
Career Of Penguins – Whit this kind of posing you’ll never get in the playbird, Amy. Show some vent!
Philosophy And Stuff
Once Upon A Time – There lived a woman who did not nag, whine or complain but it was a long time ago and just
In Capitalist America – Gas pump comes to you.
I’ve Been Bad – And I’ve been good. Bad is better.
Screw The Dog – It’s my wife you better worry about.
Diablo III Has Arrived – Well, few of you will understand…
Wine – I love cooking with it. Maybe someday I’ll put it in the food.
Help Me Jesus – Help me Jewish God, help me Allah, help me Tom Cruise.
LAW ENFORCEMENT – Every profession has their focus and priorities …
LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER – When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we’d get b**bies. Nowadays we
Why Do Little Boys Whine? – They’re practicing for adulthood.
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GOD – It’s his fan club I can’t stand.
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED – That Monday’s just seem to strangle the life out of you ?
THE SWEDISH CHEF – Vurt Da Furk !
Box Cat – you make him scared.
BEACH VOLLEYBALL – The world’s fastest growing spectator sport.