NO NEED – CTRL + ALT + DEL works just as well.
INVISIBLE SOULS – Leave 308 holes.
A Fault Confessed – Is half redressed… and if you’ve thanked, Is almost like it never happened.
This Little Light Of Mine – I’m gonna let it shine.
Another Facebook – You can’t judge a book by it’s cover.
Between Relationships – Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Alien VS Predator – Still as terrifying as it has ever been…
MEMORY – My own worst enemy.
DUCT TAPE – The one ring to rule them all.
Boring People – There’s no such thing. Really, they’re just a different kind of weird than you are.
Marines – You got’ta love’em.
INNER BEAUTY – Always better in a bikini.
MARKETING – Problem is the consequence of our perfect solution.
COMPLAINING – Yes I understand you’re upset Sir… please lower your voice I’ll be right with you
911 Or Life? – If you don’t have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.
Teddy Bears – Protecting innocent children from monsters under the bed since 1902.
BEHOLD A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE – If Anyone Believes this Tragedy of Plastic Crap Is Beautiful, The Devil in Advertising has Won and the
THE VOICES – Hey, I’m convinced … Ten out of the nine voices in my head tell me that I’m perfectly sane!
THE EASIEST WAY – To change a persons mind… Is with a 160gr boat tail.
JERSEY SHORE – Cast of Jersey shore seen here posing with Gene Wilder.
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG… – But it’s still oh so funny.
AMERICANS – We aren’t LAZY… We’re efficient.
CONFUCIUS SAYS – He who creates own drama, deserves one’s own karma …
ADDICTION – Because Tweeting it is more important than your life.
KEEPING THE FORCE WITH YOU – For when the Hand Solo won’t do..
Leave Me Alone !! – Go Die!