WORLD OF WARCRAFT – The girls thet do play it don’t really look like this.
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS – When they disappear, It’s suddenly a much brighter day.
STRIVE FOR MORE EDUCATION. – Enough with sit and roll over. Now teach me to kill.
COURAGEOUS – Was the first person to look at this bug and think “I bet that’s Yummy”
MANLINESS – As If wearing the kilt wasn’t manly enough, let’s toss a 20 foot tall tree.
Keep An Open Mind – But not so open that your brain falls out…
Curiosity Killed The Cat – Good boy curiosity…. Good boy!!!
DRUGS – Without Question The End Is Terrible But the Ride Sure Is Great.
TOILET PAPER – The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.
EPIC MATH FAILS OF HISTORY – OK well at least I’m smarter than that 5th grader.
PERFECTION – I’m giving it up for Lent.
CENSORSHIP – It might protect you from what I express, but certainly not from what I think.
MIRRORS – Even if you don’t like what they show you, don’t forget that they can’t reflect your soul.
LOVELY PHOTO – But all I can think is “If I saw that, I would fill my pants.”
WE GOT HER – She had escaped from the kitchen !
YODA THE PUG – Pooped in your shoe I have …
I’VE BEEN THERE – The next morning can sometimes be a shocker.
T-BALL – You’re doing it wrong!
SUCCESS! – Now I will never fail again!
LUKE – I am your Step-Mother.
Dadd – Also works with Dad will Annihilate Daring Dudes.
LOGIC – It just never ends with the s**es…
Paranoia – Doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
Thinking – Makes me poop.
Eye Of The Beholder – I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.
First Impression – You thought they flipped you off huh?