Battle Shots – Good idea though but still… Remember when people just went to bars?
A Happy Childhood – The Worst Possible Preparation For Life …
Twilight – An epic saga about a young woman’s struggle to choose between Necrophilia and Bestiality
Law Enforcement – Some perks once in a while.
Lead Me Not Into Temptation – Ah hell. Just follow me. I know a shortcut!
Your Date – You know it’s not working out when she begs you to slip her a roofie.
Disney World – A place to relax, put your feet up and crap your pants.
Hazardous Materials Data Sheet – They Left off, highly explosive
Vegetarians – Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter.
Mammoth Skyscraper – Because the only honorable death, is one that leaves a crater.
Menopause – Bet you can’t guess which one of us is peeing our pants right now? Ha! We fooled you… We all are.
Trust – When my life depends on someone else It’s never a stress-free time It does make me feel better knowing that if something goes
A Stiff Rod – Imperative for a great day of fishing !
French Kiss – Australian do it better.
No Dogs In Heaven – Then who will take care of our humans.
Computer Crash – Can’t respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.
Keeps Getting Harder – There is a reason why men happen to be natural at gaming and why women only like to play occasionally.
Women – They are meant to be loved, not understood.
Fortune Cookie – Remember to make your fortune more interesting, always add “In Bed” to the end of the fortune…
Love Is Blind – Not entirely money-blind, though.
Backhanded Complements – Yes, I was in a movie. No, I am not, Sarah Jessica Parker.
Fighting Cancer – By spreading heart disease!
THEY HAVE BEEN LOCATED – Marilyn Monroe and Adolf Hitler are alive and hiding out in Portland Oregon
WHY COPYRIGHT IS IMPORTANT – How would you feel if you created something good, then a deceptive person used it for it’s crimes and in
READ TWILIGHT I WILL NOT – Rip my own eyes out much I would rather.
YOU CAN ONLY BE FOUND – if at first you were lost.