Have A Seat – You want a cup of shut the hell up or a tall glass of I was just leaving.
Delusion – Be dishonest with yourself the possibilities are endless.
Hunger – Some hunger for love, some hunger for fame. Some hunger for recognition, others, they just hunger.
Lifestyle – I’d rather get a free ride to a place I’ve never been before, Than have to pay to go somewhere I visit every
Misery – When those you love are unreliable. When those you hate are the same people.
Family – The more we are together, the more sure I am that I am adopted.
War – It’s just a shot away.
Fringe Benefits – Cops have the best ones !
Spiders – I hate spiders.
Heart – Have faith in yourself, never give up on what you believe, achieve what no one’s achieved before you and then find out why
They Say I Have Adhd – But I think… Oh, look! A bunny!
Gambling – A smart man thinks he can beat the odds. A dumb man knows he can.
Independence – I’d rather be ridiculed when I’m wrong, Than have share credit when I’m right.
The Wall – 997 soldiers were killed on their first day in Vietnam. 1448 soldiers were killed on their last day in Vietnam.
You Will Bring Me – A shrubbery.
Revenge – For all those times it crashed before you saved your document.
Your Childhood – Has just been ruined forever.
Photographic Memory – We all have one… But not all of us have film.
Big Block – Because hybrids are for pussies.
My Mind Is Like Lightning – One BRILLIANT flash… Then it’s gone.
Laundry – Spider-Man’s main concern.
Every Time – I find the key to success… Some idiot changes the lock.
Me & My Recliner – We go way back…
4-Wheeler Race – Sorry, 2-wheeler race.
OK OK OK Calm Down – This happened to my brother once in college. How many did you take, and what color were they.
When You Find Yourself Drifting Away – You cannot always wait for the perfect time, sometimes you must dare to jump.