When You See It…
Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel – Because I am very much reminded of one…
Would Any Kid Hide His Tooth Under the Pillow – If he knew, how tooth fairy looks like?
Optimism – If they’re going to beat you up, how many do you think will actually get dressed first?
Why do models clean their teeth once a week? Because they were taught to clean teeth after every meal.
Mary Had A Little Pig – She kept it fat and plastered and when the price of pork went up, she shot the little bastard.
Laziness – If they gave out awards for it, well, it’s doubtful you’d bother showing up to accept.