When You See It…
Epic Fail – It is available in every form of work.
Shimapan – A curse as well as a blessing.
Excuse Me – I believe that broccoli’s is mine.
Internet Addiction – Get ready for lift-off.
Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel – Because I am very much reminded of one…
Would Any Kid Hide His Tooth Under the Pillow – If he knew, how tooth fairy looks like?
Optimism – If they’re going to beat you up, how many do you think will actually get dressed first?
Never Forget – What our soldier are fighting for? Oh sweet freedom.
The Best Luck – I saw my girlfriend without makeup and she is not ugly.
Technology – Making human interaction obsolete, one real doll at a time.
Hiccups – There’s no such thing as a perfect wedding day.
Nikkon Cameras – AKA Ninja Spotter 5000.
Plan-B – It’s always good to have a backup plan ready before disaster strikes.
Casual Fridays – Guess who ruined it?
Harem Members – You gotta keep them separated.
Honey, I’m Home.
Duck Season.
Facebook Model – You’re not one just because you post 500 pictures of yourself.
Guess What Time – It Is.
Why do models clean their teeth once a week? Because they were taught to clean teeth after every meal.
Mary Had A Little Pig – She kept it fat and plastered and when the price of pork went up, she shot the little bastard.
WTF Is This? And why am I turned on?
Main Characters – They mistake embarrassment for fevers every time.
Reality – When you Sober Up, it hits you like a brick in the face.
Laziness – If they gave out awards for it, well, it’s doubtful you’d bother showing up to accept.