Parallel Parking – Women will never get it right if men keep telling them this is 10 inches.
There’s A Saying – Silence is golden, there should be a pill for that.
Good Sermon – Should be like a woman’s skirt; Short enough to rouse interest… Long enough to cover the essentials.
Merry Go Around – All that shines turns to rust, All that stands in time turns to dust.
It’s Not True – I had nothing on… I had the radio on.
Marriage – Sometimes is love and sometimes is just like being stuck together in a narrow space.
Anger – I’m fed up with my own life, but I keep looking for someone else to blame.
Greet The Fleet – Spring break in dress whites.
I Recently Learned – That the poor people would like some healthcare. Why on earth would poor people want to live longer?
Reverse Biking – Like regular biking, except the bike rides your a**
Sky Diving – No matter how high you jump from, it’s always the last half-inch that will hurt the most.
Toilet Bowling – Much more fun than the regular one.
That Gandhi – What a smartypants!
Online Dating – Distance is to love like wind is to fire… It extinguishes the small and kindles the great!
Just A Stone In The Road – You tread over me as you move on with your life.
Year 2012 – I don’t subscribe to the belief that the world will end. I can still hope though.
The Red Rose – He who dares not grasp the thorns, Cannot desire the rose…
Beer Fountain – Skill level: German
Oblivious – When all our selfish desires blind us to the world and everyone in it, Love is in fact, truly blinding.
Felony Stupid – America’s most wanted, worst addicted serial tattoo moron.
Oh My God
Gold Watch – Diamond ring, I ain’t missing not a single thing.
And Last But Not Least – Please sing this one for Iceman.
Online Dating – You won’t need it if you have the right profile.
Whale Watcher – Step aside Moby. A greater catch approaches.
W.T.F. – Oh look a headless Woman.