Facebook – Trust me, it’s more effective than face-palm.
Communication – When barbed words aren’t enough, there’s always body language.
Philosophy Major – So… you’re a waiter?
Party Tricks – I swallow two pieces of string. A couple of hours later, I pull them out of my ass tied together. No really,
Commitment – Despite what everyone says, you know better.
Sorrow – If you could read what’s in my heart, you’d be in tears.
One Day – I’ll high jack a doughnut truck. We’ll see how the media tries to disguise that as a normal cop chase.
Cultural Assimilation – It takes time.
Addiction – At the point you’re oblivious to them coming you deserve to be taken away.
Insomnia – When the voice in your head refuse to be quiet.
Trump – The formative years.
Luxury – If you can get that s**t, you take it!
Happiness – Dancing in the rain may get you wet, but standing in the sun will only get you burnt.
Lonely – Life has many comforting facts like the screen never hugging back.
Education – Knowing how to fly is good. Knowing how to land is better.
Remnant – I don’t think about you any more, I don’t think about you any less.
Day By Day – Nothing Changes… But When You look Back Everything is Different.
Customer Service – May I help you?
It’s Not Whether You Win Or Lose – It’s how you play the game. Sure it is.
However – Only reality will get you laid.
Football – The most masculine venue for ass-grabbing this country has to offer.
Flexible – A band of the knee, now you look at me, a twist of the waist, all man make haste, a curve of the
Just Think – We used to complain about these gas prices!
Trust is Like An Eraser – The more mistakes you make, the thinner it wears.
Optimism – Whatever doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger.
Sigh Language – Or International Diplomacy?