Twins Beautiness – Twice the possibilities. For you, twice the failure.
ABS – Please remove one more button, for science.
That Poor Woman – She must have been attacked by knife wielding midgets. Lucky to alive I say.
Goals – Don’t stand between a woman and her goals!
Woman’s Wisdom – Why argue with a man if you can start crying or just get n@k#d.
Baggy Pants – Not always Gangsta, not always bad.
Jean Diapers – If you are to lazy to put actual pants on your child.
Ripped Jeans – The only good thing about the bad economy.
The Camera Guy – Is totally missing the shot.
Denim – Is often the best gift wrap…
Remember – There is no good answer to do these jeans make me look fat?
Not A Tease – I’m just a reminder of what you can’t have!
Fringe Benefits – Cops have the best ones !