Originality – You make think it’s edgy, but you just look like a used douche.
Stupidity – When a terrible idea is taken far past the “Wouldn’t it be funny if…” stage.
You Failed As Parents – When one son thinks he’s black and other thinks he’s a girl.
Motels – A good alternative for that girl you don’t want to introduce to mom and dad.
Then I Told The Teacher Lady – I ain’t no Homo sapiens I’m Hetero sapiens.