That’s Crazy – Only $55 a month for unlimited calling?
Pimp My Ride – I think I’ll walk to school.
Organ Donor – You are doing right.
Please Tell Me – These people lost a bet.
Baby Photos – Could there be a more inappropriate time to watch p**n?
Insanity – When bravery just isn’t enough.
Affection – When two people meet they have that initial spark, that magic that’s called love at first sight when only one person has it
Insanity – When talking To yourself, becomes so loud that it disturbs the others…
Insanity – At least it’s better to be someone who cannot think clearly than one who clearly cannot think.
I Don’t Know Karate – But I definitely know crazy and I am not afraid to use it.
Madness – Is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
Insanity – You call me insane because you don’t understand me. I call you insane because purple flying dog monkeys.
Two Faced – I smile when I’m happy. I smile more when I’m sad.
Choose Carefully – What you want to be remembered.