Undo
Perfect Posture – Shoulders back, chest out.
It’s OK – Tech support sent me!
Task Manager Has Stopped Working – Where is your God now!
OK, Download Me A Fish
Daily Routine
Funny – Until it happens to you.
Can Your Mac Do This? I don’t think so!
Lightning Storm – The only time nobody has to ask you to turn off your computer.
Mom Said – Go play outside.
8 GB Memory Card – 1996 vs. Today
Complain – Blogging on-line for hours beats pining away waiting for mister right any day.
Microsoft Word – Now in a Politically Correct Format.
Windows – Add another button like UNDO…
Live Tech Support – Someone will be with you in…never.
I Am Obviously Not Learning From My Mistakes – I keep going to work.
The Original Computer – Was very limited functionally, print and delete.
Regret – Because it’s too late and you can’t afford a new one.
I Love Computers – Except when they freeze. And crash. And lose data. And get a virus. And not run programs. And lose internet connection…
A Mouse In A Mouse – So that’s how they do it!
Your Search – Winning an argument wit your wife had 0 matches.
Addiction – At the point you’re oblivious to them coming you deserve to be taken away.
Computers – They make difficult tasks easy, but easy tasks difficult.
Kids Today – Will never know what one of these is.
Vintage – Presently, we own the fastest computers and wear the most fashionable clothes.
The Internet – It doesn’t make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.