Yo Mama So Fat – Her bra covers up my windows.
Fishing – That’s how it’s when you have a serious competitor…
It’s Subtle Humor – That always gets me.
The Jedi Academy – Main entrance.
Karma -Yup.. It’s like that!
If Food Is Made With Love – Then that would mean that we later poop love.
How My Cats – Stand every day to watch the birds.
Right Place – Right time.
I Am Assuming Direct Control
Productive Cat – Yep. That’s about as productive as they get.
Cookies – The church said I couldn’t use these in the bake sale I wonder why?
Slow, Painful Death – I will give it to you.
Launch In 5..4..3.. Four Cats, two Pigeons, everybody gets a drumstick.
Leaving a Tip – Like a boss.
Dirty Riding
Lady Gaga – Her costumes are inspired by this cat.
Elephant Style – Not limited to time, space, or species.
The Pink Panther – He’s still alive in some of us.
That’s How My Colleagues Look Like – When they see me with my new girlfriend.
Modern Fashion – Looks just like this to me.
Excuse Me – I believe that broccoli’s is mine.
Nikkon Cameras – AKA Ninja Spotter 5000.
Plan-B – It’s always good to have a backup plan ready before disaster strikes.
Duck Season.
Why do models clean their teeth once a week? Because they were taught to clean teeth after every meal.
Laziness – If they gave out awards for it, well, it’s doubtful you’d bother showing up to accept.