Australia Beer – It’s what’s for dinner…
Octoberfest – In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.
Drinking Problem – Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Pain Is Natures Way Of Saying Don’t Do It – Painkillers are man’s way of saying just watch me.
I Don’t Always Sleep With Married Women – But when I do, I prefer your wife. Stay thirsty, my friends.
Alternatives – If you can’t afford a vacation, you can always drink until you don’t know where you are.
The Best Thing – About drinking is we have something to blame everything on.
Think Hard – Was I supposed to cook her dinner tonight, or lay around drinking beer?
I Don’t Normally: Have to get drunk to sleep with women, But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis !