Australia Beer – It’s what’s for dinner…
Octoberfest – In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.
Drinking Problem – Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Oktoberfest – Has three of my favorite things in life …
Pain Is Natures Way Of Saying Don’t Do It – Painkillers are man’s way of saying just watch me.
Getting Drunk – Does not count as foreplay …
I Don’t Always Sleep With Married Women – But when I do, I prefer your wife. Stay thirsty, my friends.
Alternatives – If you can’t afford a vacation, you can always drink until you don’t know where you are.
Thank Guinness – It’s Friday, enjoy !
Cold Hearted Bi**h – At least my beer always left me satisfied.
The Best Thing – About drinking is we have something to blame everything on.
Having A Bad Day – Don’t worry that’s when we go come to the rescue.
Don’t Judge Me – I’ll crap in your shoe.
Beer Fountain – Skill level: German
Alcohol – Because no matter how hard you try, you’ll always be Harmione.
Think Hard – Was I supposed to cook her dinner tonight, or lay around drinking beer?
Cults – Your instinct will guide you to the one that’s good for you.
Jersy Shore – How it began.
HEINEKEN EASTER – I’m all down for that, let’s drink !
Children – What a waste of space.
Beer Best – That’s why Germany is superior.
Alcoholism – Guaranteed to help you forget your other problems.
Fishing – It’s all about having the right bait.
I Don’t Normally: Have to get drunk to sleep with women, But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis !
Beer – Must. Have. Now.