Privacy – Some people really don’t like being photographed.
Finland – Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Just Sit Right Back – And you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny
Rule 34 – If you stand back and watch, you may learn something.
If You Don’t Have Time To Do It Right – Will you have time to do it again?
Flamethrower – The very existence of Flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, – you know, I want to set those people over
Greet The Fleet – Spring break in dress whites.
Irony – Fighting for peace is like fu**ing for virginity.
Trust – When my life depends on someone else It’s never a stress-free time It does make me feel better knowing that if something goes
THE EASIEST WAY – To change a persons mind… Is with a 160gr boat tail.
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL – An Unfair Advantage!
Navy Seals – Dana Perrino (Fox News) in an interview with a NAVY SEAL discussing all the countries he had been sent to: “Did you
SOCIAL ACTIVISTS – If you postin’ ’bout Kony I feel bad for you son, he snatched 99 kids and your status saved none.
Problems? – 550 solutions per minute.
You See That? – It means get the f*** back to the kitchen.
Stop. – Hammertime!
Custom Convertible – Courtesy of the United States Air Force.
Support Our Troops – Seriously. They need help. Mental help.
The Desert Place – A place where you can scratch your ass in public and nobody gives a crap.
Border Patrol – Try jumping over this one.
Teamwork – Because bullets can only go through so many bodies.
Manuals? Who needs them…
U.S. Air Force – We know how to conduct a war!
Happy Birthday Amy
Sunglasses – Making the army cooler.
Serve Your Country – But choose wisely 