Hidden Fruits – Are usually the ones that taste the sweetest.
Cat Weights – Try and lift them, big guy.
I’m Going to – Every last one of you motherf*****s.
Extreme Ironing – Ironing just got a whole lot cooler.. for epic deutsch bags.
Californian Coffee – No really, look in her hands, she brought Coffee.
Hottie Train – All aboard!
Detectives – No detail is too small to overlook.
Glass Doors -Make some of the best fails happen.
Peace And Quiet – It’s the only way.
Bullet Proof Glass – When the faith in God is not enough.
She Sells – Sea Shells on the Sea Shore.
Google Glass – Because accidentally smashing your normal glasses wasn’t heartbreaking enough.
Perspective On Beach – Focus on the important things in life.
Some Accidents – Sometimes they can’t be avoided.
Tight Budget Solutions – Facebook edition.
Friend-zone – Bow your head low enough and you might at least get to l!ck her feet.
C’mon, Shower Time – Big cats hate it too.
Attention – Some will do almost anything to gain a little attention.
Big Bad – When Lil red goes out to play the wolf goes out to work.
Your Bus – Will never stop here.
Russian Marines – The war isn’t as scary as they are.
Limited Time Offer – Selling even the dumbest tee-shirts since the dawn of time.
Workplace Safety Rules – Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Who Cares? – If it disturbs you that much then get the f#*k out of that bed and let me get in!
Mamisan – The best puzzle game ever.
Meanwhile At A Train Station – Time traveler wondering what these people are looking at.