Hidden Fruits – Are usually the ones that taste the sweetest.
Google Glass – Because accidentally smashing your normal glasses wasn’t heartbreaking enough.
Friend-zone – Bow your head low enough and you might at least get to l!ck her feet.
Who Cares? – If it disturbs you that much then get the f#*k out of that bed and let me get in!
Meanwhile At A Train Station – Time traveler wondering what these people are looking at.