Castaway: Maybe next time when you and your seal friends are bored you wont suggest going to the club.
Beauty: The best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.
3 Biggest Lies of Texas – 1. I want this buckle in the rodeo 2. The truck is paid for. 3. I was just helping
Babysitting – I should have learned to fish, these kids nowdays have no respect.
Awesome – Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Aussie Marines Storming The Beach – a job well done mates, except for one small detail. You just invaded Kauai
Argentina vs Germany World Cup 2010 – Even England was better.
Apophenia – The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common, Instead of altering their views to the fit the facts, thy
Any Ideas? – Subliminal messages in the produce section.
ANGER – Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else: you are someone who
Football – Some Nations will never understand the fascination
Alaska – We don’t Have this, But we hear good things.
2012 Olympics – It looks like Lisa Simpson giving a BJ
Artists – A happy man may be a successful bishop, dog-catcher, actor or sausage-monger but no happy man ever produced a first-rate painting, sculpture, piece
48 Hours Hours Later – Moooo decided to keep his day job.
You Might Be a Terrorist If… You wipe Your bare left hand but consider bacon unclear.
Wave rider – Break into me like wet waves on sand spasming, shock-shelled, guided by your hand… I Am surrounded by waves. Constantly crashing, submerging
Bomb Squad Prank – You know after he’s done shitting himself, he’s going to beat the shit out you.
The Basement – I’ll give you a dollar if you go first.
Bunny – He will destroy you and feast on your soul.
Improvisation – Because, damnit, there’s always room for one more.
Girl Scouts – Because next time, you’ll just buy the damn cookies.
In Florida, molesting alligators is against state law. Everywhere else, it’s just stupid.
Blinking Contest – Who ever blinks first looses an eye
Australia – Where the spiders are so big thy have health bars
Beer – Must. Have. Now.