Recycling – The solution to your drinking problem.
Life – I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
Alcohol – Is Not The Answer… Wait… What was the damn question?
Smirnoff Ice – #1 Training elixir since 2002.
And Suddenly – Everybody is happy at work!
Drinking – Because planking, owling and other things will be old soon.
ALCOHOL – Because no good story ever starts: “So… I was eating a salad…”
Pumpkins – They party hard.
Vodka Smirnoff – Whether it’s building up courage or breaking down inhibitions, vodka is working for you.
Best Christmas – That I can’t remember.
Rock Bottom – It’s right around the corner.
Alcohol– Thank you, Mr.Daniels & Guinness. Muchos Gracias, senor Tequila.
Advertising– It’s all in the presentation.
Alcoholism – Guaranteed to help you forget your other problems.
Fishing – It’s all about having the right bait.
Drunk Chicks – Alcohol makes them do some crazy shit.
Give Him A Break – He had a hard time at day care.