New Reality Show – How I Really Met Your Mother.
Australiana – The world says “Australians drink too much” Australians say “They’re just jealous that they can’t keep up”
Deception – People think that I’m quiet because I’m shy, but really I’ve been silently judging them from afar and determining that they’re all retards.
Drinking Problem – Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Watch Out – A recent study indicates that 23% of all traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused bt
Alcohol Is Poison – I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill …
Jack Daniels – A weapon of mass destruction since 1846.
Mae West – You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
It Was At That Moment – When I woke up and realized I had a serious drinking problem.
Alcoholic – Is such a harsh word, I prefer professional drinker.
There Is No – Young in indestructible or immortal.
College – Has the bast Christmas trees.
Any Drugs, Alcohol Or Weapons? – No thank you officer, we have everything we need.
It’s Not Alcoholism – Until you graduate.
Wednesday – Making it over the hump just got a whole lot easier.
Honk – Beats the hell out of pong any day. You Honk We Drink!
The Best Thing – About drinking is we have something to blame everything on.
Opportunist – The one who drinks, while the optimist, the pessimist and the realist are arguing.
Alcohol – If it’s not the answer, change the question.
Alcohol – Breaking the “just friends” curse for generations!
Beer Fountain – Skill level: German
ALCOHOL – Drink until she’s cute, stop before the wedding.
One Last Drink – And the whole evening changes
The Irish Cure For Everything – Consult with your physician to have your medications changed it may not make you better, but you’ll sure Feel
Family Ties – Just because she has them… Doesn’t mean you should care.
Alcohol – Because no matter how hard you try, you’ll always be Harmione.