Tag: Woman

Business Traveler

Business Traveler – I wonder if I could pull off pretending to be a chauffeur?

Red October

Red October – Honey, is it that time of the month again?

Listen Mister

Listen Mister – It’s, “A bird in hand is worth two in the bush…” not, “A bird in your bush is better than using both

Wise And Foolish Man

Wisdom – A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her


Congratulations – You might think that your “victory” over erectile dysfunction is just between you and your wife, but your wife probably has other ideas

Iron Man

Iron Man – Is a super hero. IRON WOMAN is a command.

Face Palm

Face Palm – Not quite how the rest of us do it, but… Suzy’s method is freaking awesome!

Personality Disorder

Personality Disorder – If has to happen, I hope the one behind to be the dominant.

Nice Try

Nice Try – You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn’t you?


M.I.T. – Has made a camera that can take a million frames per second. Finally, a photo of a woman with her mouth shut.

Woman Wisdom

Woman Wisdom – How to get rid of your husband on weekends.

What’s The Difference

What The Difference – Between a golf ball and a G-Spot? A man will look for a golf ball.

What Women Want To Hear

Women – They don’t want to hear a man’s opinion. They just want to hear their own In a deeper voice.

The Power of Charm

Balance – The power of a woman is her charm, the charm of a man is his power.

Therapy Helps

Therapy Helps – But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying …

We Got Her

WE GOT HER – She had escaped from the kitchen !