Scientists Have Discovered – What a woman want? But she changed her mind.
Ideal Woman Looks Like An Angel – Is a devil in bad and after sex becomes the best friend, who brings a beer.
You Think She Loves You – Try turning off the lights, while she’s doing her nails.
Dear God – I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way …through the driver’s door.
Mind Reading – The only way for a man to understand a woman and the best way for a woman to tease a man.
Procrastination – Is like mastu**ation… It’s good in the beginning, but in the end, you realize you’ve just f**ked yourself.
Body Building Conundrum – So, what do you think, a chick on steroids or a drag queen.
Natural Selection – The reason why women’s buttocks are of a greater size than men’s is that the anvil must always be bigger than the
Blessed – One of these women has been blessed with natural beauty and talent. The other one is wearing black.
Inner Beauty – Is to outer beauty, what a book is to the movie based on in: better, but no special effects.