Fresh Graduate – From the wife school.
Good Old Fashioned Values – That’s right honey, dreams, goals and education are Satan’s way of distracting you from being a good wife.
Wearing The Pants – I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my
Inside Jokes – Telling your wife that she looks the same as she did 20 years ago might seem like a compliment to her, but
YES DEAR. – I know. I’m sorry. Yes, it WAS my fault. Yes, you ARE right. Look, I’ve said i’m sorry. I don’t know what
A NAGGING WIFE – Means that she still cares. It is when she gives you the silent treatment that she is plotting your gruesome murder.