Bravery – Give the guy (on the right) a Medal.
Behavior – Never be the thing people remember most about the wedding.
Moments – Note to self: Next time forgot to send Joe the invite to a family.
Hiccups – There’s no such thing as a perfect wedding day.
The Wedding Photo – That will never be in their wedding album!
Mr. and Mrs. Ninja – On their wedding day.
Marriage Is Give And Take – She wanted a big church wedding. He wanted a motel with a vibrating bed.
Movies – I’ve just watched a dvd about greed, evil, the failure of man, and the cruelty caused by a ring …I hate my wedding
Old People At Weddings – They keep poking me and saying, “You’re next”, so at funerals I do it to them.
First Impression – You thought they flipped you off huh?
Clarity – The moment you realize she’ll end up looking like her mother.
Clarity – The moment you realise you’ve ruined your life.
THE KEEPER – Mess her head up before you mess her bed up and she will never be fed up.
WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MAN – Never compromise your standards. Because you deserve nothing but the best.
Delicious Cake – nom nom nom.
Smile Wedding – Because you might need proof that you were really there.