Bravery – Give the guy (on the right) a Medal.
Marriage Is Give And Take – She wanted a big church wedding. He wanted a motel with a vibrating bed.
Movies – I’ve just watched a dvd about greed, evil, the failure of man, and the cruelty caused by a ring …I hate my wedding
Old People At Weddings – They keep poking me and saying, “You’re next”, so at funerals I do it to them.
Clarity – The moment you realize she’ll end up looking like her mother.
WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MAN – Never compromise your standards. Because you deserve nothing but the best.