Comfort – We’re working on that.
Emo Truck – Optimus Prime’s depressed brother.
Honey, I’m Home.
Don’t Worry – I’ve got this.
Texting While Driving – sorry I’m late, I’m stuck behind this stupid tr…
Overkill – Definition: Whatever I drive OVER, I will KILL.
Out Sourcing – You know it’s gotten out of hand when your call to the suicide help line is answered by someone with a heavy
Divorce – You take the car, I’ll take the truck.
Rednecks – You will spot them anywhere.
Men’s Stuff – My truck is bigger than your truck.
Reliability – Claiming such doesn’t make it true.
Epic Fail: Because 14’1” means 14’1”