The Best Solutions – Are usually not the most obvious.
I Have A Bug To Report – What was God’s number again?
A Man – Can not cook to save his life, But he can sure as hell improvise for the one who should.
Window Stop – Well you’ve got to keep the window open with something.
Labor – If all wealth is gained from it, why is it that most of the wealthy never have to do it?
Natural Selection – The reason why women’s buttocks are of a greater size than men’s is that the anvil must always be bigger than the
Go Back To The Kitchen! – Yeah! That’s a very wise thing to shout to your wife, isn’t it?
That Awkward Moment – When you are digging a hole to hide a body And you find another body.
So They Say You Can’t Fix Stupid Do They? – Wanna bet?
A Proper Tool – Gives you an appropriate job, …and that’s quite often.
The Right Tool – For the right job.
Tools – A man will be happy with a lot of tools. A woman will need just one, if it is the right size and properly