Your Daughter – Life was so different when she was five.
Forever 18 – Remains undefeated.
Hipsters – I had some snappy remark, but I forgot…
Ink – You missed a spot…
Burning Bush – Bible belt all the way.
Corn Dog ? Yes please.
Swastika – It $ucks when you don’t know it’s meaning.
Jealously –Even nuns get it.
Amazing Blue-Haired Girls – Anime just got real.
What’s The Best Gift For A 17 Year Old An 18 year old girl.
Yuyuko – She eats so much so that she can fill her own meat buns.
Rock Bottom Kitty – You’ll know it when you get there Mr kitty cat.
Subliminal Advertising – I think she’s trying to tell us something.
Don’t Worry Baby – No one will see the photo’s except me… probably.
When You See It – You’ll take the tiger over the cougar any day.
Too Cool For School – Or any sort of legitimate work.
Regret – No matter how hard you try, you’ll always look like a dumb-a$$.
After All – Underneath the paint it’s just a little girl…
I See You Like Audi – But please, cut those nails!
Crisps – Bad for the waistline, great for the rack.
Excuse Me Ma’am – I believe you dropped your sacrifice back there.
Which Came First? The tattoos or the Insanity?
Stupid People – Sometimes they come labelled.
If You Own A Super Car – Make sure you can drive.
3500watt Generator – For sale!
This Guy – Is the smartest one I’ve seen.