Alcohol – Even this seemed like a good idea.
Friends – Hers must be blind.
Why Would You – Do that to yourself?
Females, Can You Tell Us – Why do you consider this hot?!
Basketball – This one needs more air.
Excuse Me Ma’am – I believe you dropped your sacrifice back there.
Which Came First? The tattoos or the Insanity?
Just Gonna Stand There And – Look concerned.
I Think This Is Just – Tooooooooo much!
Stupid People – Sometimes they come labelled.
Amish RV – Rumspringa break Daytona, here we come!
Idiot – You win.
Nightmares – Yep, you are having them tonight!
Redneck Olympics – They’re training hard for 2012.
Tattoo Toughness – Nothing makes him look more like an idiot than that cigarette.
Someone – Is going to pay for this.
Weed Removal – You’re doing it wrong.
Girls You Would Date – She’s got a chance.
Shiny Wooden Doll – I really can’t tell! Help me!
Stupid Tattoo – Well, what’s the sense of being stupid, if I don’t look it… a commin’ and a goin’ …
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Multi Classing – All the disadvantages of both and the benefits of neither.
Lighten Your Load – Your body will thank you.
Isn’t It So Sweet – That they named the capital of France after me?
Work VS Home
Thou Shalt Not – Believe in Fairy Tales.