Would Any Kid Hide His Tooth Under the Pillow – If he knew, how tooth fairy looks like?
Brokeback Mountain – Minus the cowboy hats.
Smoking – Can cause health problems.
Stupidity – Winners never quit, quitters never win, and those who never quit and never win are id!ot$.
Amazing Stupidity – Skydiving without shoes?
Dedication With Silence – Because any guy that can but 3 pins in his own lip, you really shouldn’t f**k with.
Excuse Me Miss – You’ve got a little bit of face on your makeup there.
Please Tell Me – These people lost a bet.
Did You Know That – 80% of body heat is lost through your head?
Cell Phones – If you can afford one, you can also afford a belt.
Bull Experience – It’s what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
Limo – Bigger aint always the smartest choice.
Regret – No matter how hard you try, you’ll always look like a dumb-a$$.
Some Photos – Have no explanation at all.
Stupidity – When a terrible idea is taken far past the “Wouldn’t it be funny if…” stage.
Humans – Kill each other and knit nice sweaters for penguins.
Chicks Available – Hot or cold.
Squid – The definition of stupid.
Courage – The adventure’s in the quest, gentlemen, “On the other hand, we do need hot dogs.”
Who Kissed The Toilet Seat – No, I mean really… Who did it?
I See You Like Audi – But please, cut those nails!
Tanning Fail Completely – Next time don’t fall asleep in the booth.
Look Out Lady Gaga – You have some competition.
Helmets – Women find them tricky.
Carpet – For when a towel just isn’t enough.
Professionally Removing – Snow from the roof.