Peer Pressure – For your entertainment since 200.000 B.C.
The Government – Look what they’ve been hiding!
Best Self Picture Ever – This will going on my wall.
Houston – We have a problem.
The Uniformity Of Nature
Big Bang Theory – In the beginning there was nothing… Which exploded.
How Many – Astronauts does it take to change a light-bulb? Just one, but takes about $2 billionn to get him up there.
Spacesuit – Never sneeze in them.
Triumph – The greater the accomplishment, the more likely people aren’t going to believe you did it.
Cold – I give you everything, in hopes you will love me once more. You take from me everything, not realizing the damage you do.
Exit Light – Enter night, off to never never land.
Perspective – We see it as round, but God sees it as whole.
One Last Drink – And the whole evening changes
Soulmate – We’re 7 billion people in the world. By probability, there has to be somewhere a person who is perfect for you, …that you’ll
INSIGNIFICANCE – You are only one person of 6.5 billion on one planet out of 8 circling one star out of billions in one galaxy
Irony of NASA – Sure, you have several degrees and work for NASA, But you still have to use toys to make your point.