Footprints – See where they disappear? So while Jesus may be carrying me from a purely technical standpoint…
Cool Friends – I don’t need them, I make them.
Yo Mama Is So Fat – It keeps you warm through the winter.
Look For Signs – Don’t ignore the obvious pointers in life.
Snowflakes – Tiny and cute individual, dangerous in large groups.
Human – French Fries.
Inspiration – This inspired me to move to Florida.
Old School – Hit em’ on the head and drag em’ back to the man cave.
Working Kids – If they aren’t working for you, they’re working against you.
South End Baptist Church – Whoever is praying for snow, please stop!
Hiding From Your Problems – Is easier than solving them. But those problems remain.
This Is Funny – Because it’s not mine.
Ice Fishing – Is always more enjoyable when you bring a friend.
Bear High Five – The coolest thing.
Am I Pretty?
Women Drivers – Almost perfect.
Blonde Secretary – Keep things interesting.
Damn – It’s not mine.
Professionally Removing – Snow from the roof.
Windows Frozen? Try Ctrl + Alt + Delete.
Hydrogen Bond – Attractive interaction of a hydrogen atom with an electronegative atom.
Push The Button – If You want to cross the street.
Fred Flin Stone – Was here.
Necron Push Bike – Is there anything that Gauss technology can’t do?
Momentum – You may have tried and failed but even falling on your face is moving forward.
Revenge – Nah, I’m to lazy. I’m gonna sit here and let karma f**k you up.