Perfection – Now comes in pairs.
Bittersweet – Married to a hot woman that has the morals of a man.
Composition – That’s a funny name for boobs.
Pearl Diving – More interesting at a reef.
Sexy Appeal – He’s hot like, the kind of hot that makes you stop walking on the street and get hit by traffic.
Flat Tire – Why worry, when the airbags are just fine…
Positions – Man Is considered the master, but he’s more like the slave.
I Know What You’re Thinking – She might scratch the paint.
DUCK FACE – Who’s really looking anyway?
1 HOUR A DAY – Is only 4% of your ENTIRE Day…. GET IT?
Softball – It’s important to stretch before playing.
CATCH 22 – To get a job you need experience, To get experience you need a job.
BOBBY PETRINO – Giving jobs to deserving intellectually challenged candidates since 2008.
PANTS – What she does after forcing these on.
WARNING – Delightfully slippery when wet !
Inspirational Views – As provided by the bead of sweat that trickles down her body.
Sweet Jesus, Yeah – Is that maple flooring? They’re Real – And they’re SPECTACULAR