Perfection – Now comes in pairs.
Sexy Appeal – He’s hot like, the kind of hot that makes you stop walking on the street and get hit by traffic.
BOBBY PETRINO – Giving jobs to deserving intellectually challenged candidates since 2008.
Inspirational Views – As provided by the bead of sweat that trickles down her body.
Sweet Jesus, Yeah – Is that maple flooring? They’re Real – And they’re SPECTACULAR