Supergirl – Admit it. You’d burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you.
Silicon Valley – There’s more than one in California.
Who Loves Me – Loves me as I am. But it’s always someone that I don’t love…
Save Your Breath – You couldn’t handle me if I came with instructions.
Bad Habits – Bad habits are like a beautiful woman, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
Grades Don’t Make The Graduate – Sometimes achieving a DD is far more impressive then any single A+.
Stocking Filler – Greybeard Kringle finally left something under the tree that I actually wished for!
Hot Gamer Girls – Yes we do exist. So make your own d*mn sammich boys. I’m busy pwning noobs and getting free stuff from flirting.
Summertime – When the bounties of the season are ripe for the picking but always seem to be someone else s property.
Hit The Beach – It’s where we try to keep the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies and the sand out of
Rule 34 – Not even your punctuation is safe. Next on the list, grammar nazis.
Totally Unrealistic – Superwoman wouldn’t need glasses …
Team Hot Wheels – The fun never ends.
A Girl’s Legs Are Her Best Friends – But all best friends must part eventually.
2012 Olympics – Meanwhile in Belgium the synchronized swimming team believes practice makes perfect.
Beautiful Skin – I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?
Rack Space – They really are a bunch of servers stacked one on top of the other.
WORLD OF WARCRAFT – The girls thet do play it don’t really look like this.
INNER BEAUTY – Always better in a bikini.
YOGA – The Baywatch of meditation techniques.
BEHOLD A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE – If Anyone Believes this Tragedy of Plastic Crap Is Beautiful, The Devil in Advertising has Won and the
Whor – Thor’s hot sexy sister!
I’ve Been Bad – And I’ve been good. Bad is better.
OH MY GOSH – Those plants really need to be watered!
Yes Son – Those are definitely the droids we’re looking for.
Red Bull – I’m feeling more energized already!