Sky Sports Viewing Figures – It’s sky’s idea of getting more people watching the cricket.
Competition – Mine are bigger then yours.
Bunnyday – Don’t Forget It.
Little Miss What? Who cares?!
Justified Lying – I swear on my mother’s grave, if you move the ceiling will collapse!
Golf – The inventors called it Golf (ie. Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden).
Archery – Suddenly I like it!
Self Portrait – She is doing it so right!
First Interview – When can you start?
Men Test – Those guys failed badly.
Baggy Pants – Not always Gangsta, not always bad.
Twister – It’s only the best game ever.
Stretchy Fabric – One of the best inventions of the 20th century.
Florida State – Never mind the football.
Yoga Pants – Created by a genius.
The Olympics – Because everybody likes to watch.
Character Motivations – Why your character braves all those dangers. Make it count.
3500watt Generator – For sale!
Overkill – Ladies, the type of guys who attend Cons don’t need any provocation to stare slack-jawed at the opposite sex. Costumes are overkill. Cleavage
Please Be Gentle – Not a hope in hell sweetie.
Work Uniforms – Some are better than others.
Your Connection – Is too slow.
Gravity – It knows when to get out of the way.
Ciel Sacred – Heterochromia and Nekomimi, what’s not to like.
Girls Just Wanna Have A Fun Brilliantly executed with excellent results…
They Are Going To Have – Some serious back problems.