Don’t and Stop – Two words a man hates to hear unless you’re saying them together.
Hope – Is the poor man’s bread.
An Apple A Day – Keeps the doctor away.
Preemptive Strike – All’s fair in love, war and tickle fights.
Procrastination – Is like mastu**ation… It’s good in the beginning, but in the end, you realize you’ve just f**ked yourself.
Anger – People are too soft these days the other day I was telling a few ‘yo mama’ jokes when suddenly I start getting called
Father To Son – When my father died I cried and I cried for what I’d lost so deep inside I hold each day my
Listen Mister – It’s, “A bird in hand is worth two in the bush…” not, “A bird in your bush is better than using both
Deception – People think that I’m quiet because I’m shy, but really I’ve been silently judging them from afar and determining that they’re all retards.
Facing The World – The reason I sleep so long in the morning isn’t because I’m tired ans need to sleep, It’s because I have
Confucius Says – I’d tap that.
Al Capone – You can get more what you want with a kind word and gun, than you can with just a kind word.