Santa – Don’t worry child, he’s often confused whit the fallen angel.
Dear Santa – I better get what I want for xmas this year, or prancer and dancer are next. Make it F@#$!^% happen!
Ninja Santa – Bringing new meaning to the phrase “You better watch out.”
Santa Delivers – Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.
Seasonal Help – Santa Claus always hires the good ones.
Santa Claus – Who wants to sit on his lap?