Bullet Proof Glass – When the faith in God is not enough.
Jehovah’s Witness Deterrent – Have you heard the good word, I think you won’t hear that anytime soon anymore.
Life’s Mysteries – I’m a Christian. But I came 1st in my science class at school. Talk about mixed emotions.
Just Give In – The moment one compromises their morals, is the time when one learns what it is like, to be successful in life.
The New Testament – The book of Itsnotfair. Chapters 14-18 Found after 2000 years.
Satisfied – The day I realized I was God was when I was praying to him, and realized i was talking to myself.
Selling A Product – People criticize me because i don’t believe in God. But they forget that they’re the ones who keep telling me about
The Holy Bible – “No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.”
Confession – Father… I’ve sinned, I’ve tricked a jew… My son, that isn’t a sin, it’s a miracle…
Catholic Condoms – In case the picture of Jesus on the nightstand doesn’t break the deal.
Good Sermon – Should be like a woman’s skirt; Short enough to rouse interest… Long enough to cover the essentials.