Utility Bear – Considerably more useful than 90% of people.
Too Sexy – For his shirt.
Rednecks Bike – Before steam-punk, dead rising 2 or fallout 3.
Rednecks – Their ingenuity knows no bounds.
Your Hair – It tastes so nice.
Darwin’s Theory – Does not apply to everyone!
Loyal To The Cause – Never sellout. Never surrender.
Hey, Ladies – Show us some respect.
Redneck Olympics – They’re training hard for 2012.
Redneck Seafood – Mmmmm… Tasty
Then I Told The Teacher Lady – I ain’t no Homo sapiens I’m Hetero sapiens.
Priorities – Because having two of the three next gen consoles is way more important than a big TV.
Six Packs-Beer Style – I’m on diet, redneck style.
Redneck Engineering – Where would we be without it?
You Know You’re A Redneck – When you wear a pair of underpants as a tank top.
Fire Alarm – When it starts popping, time to get hopping.
Bad Crashes – The only reason red-necks watch TV.
Redneck Houseboat – Me an’ Billy-Bob are headin’ over to the sink-hole. Wanna join us? We got plenty o’ beer!
Rednecks – You will spot them anywhere.
IF YOUR MAILBOX LOOKS LIKE THIS – You might be a redneck.