Utility Bear – Considerably more useful than 90% of people.
Then I Told The Teacher Lady – I ain’t no Homo sapiens I’m Hetero sapiens.
Priorities – Because having two of the three next gen consoles is way more important than a big TV.
You Know You’re A Redneck – When you wear a pair of underpants as a tank top.
Redneck Houseboat – Me an’ Billy-Bob are headin’ over to the sink-hole. Wanna join us? We got plenty o’ beer!