The Happiness – Of a future father.
Hiccups – There’s no such thing as a perfect wedding day.
Non Alcoholic Beer – It’s like going down on your cousin. Tastes the same, but still just ain’t right.
Don’t Worry – You’ll see your feet again someday.
True Love – Means you can totally kick him in the nuts during labor.
Unconditional Love – Letting someone live with you for nine months, before meeting them for the first time.
Life Lesson – Never let things that you want, make you forget what you have.
Windows – Add another button like UNDO…
Happy Father’s Day – To all those men who don’t know that they are fathers… Happy father’s day. Next time-wear a condom.
He who Laughs Last – Laughs best.
Nine Months – It rubs the smile right off your face… …for at least 18 year. (Cheer up..your boobs look bigger!)