The Happiness – Of a future father.
Non Alcoholic Beer – It’s like going down on your cousin. Tastes the same, but still just ain’t right.
Unconditional Love – Letting someone live with you for nine months, before meeting them for the first time.
Happy Father’s Day – To all those men who don’t know that they are fathers… Happy father’s day. Next time-wear a condom.
Nine Months – It rubs the smile right off your face… …for at least 18 year. (Cheer up..your boobs look bigger!)