I’m Going to – Every last one of you motherf*****s.
Relax Time – For when you are kick out of the house and/or Shrine.
Hand-Drawn Picture – Your hands are drawn to it, are they not?
Pools Brings Out The Best – Of our girls since the “Great Bath” at Mohenjo-Dario in 3rd millennium BC.
Desperation – Heat can make even cats to chill in water.
Public Pool – When the beach is too far away.
Testing The Water – Generally, it’s a good idea to do it before you leap in!
Girls And Hot Tubs – Why have one when you can have both?
Be Careful – Don’t drop your cell phone! Those are expensive!
Bewbs – Sometimes they are so epic, the owner can not even leave them alone.
Swimming Pool In Tokyo – But where is the water?
Swimming Pools – Well worth the investment.
Today Is Sunday – Not a f@#k shall I give.
Bikinis – Some men may ask, ‘why are women embarrassed to be seen in their underwear, but have no problem being seen in bikinis?’ These
Life Is Like Pool – I don’t have a pool.
Water Bed – You’re doing it wrong.
Internet Dating Tip #2 – Even though you are only seeing stars, sometimes there is a lot of sh*t behind a cute smile, that, my
Life – Get used to disappointment.
First Impressions – The dirty from our parents stay with us eternal. But the problems later you will face shall be more than just external.
ENTITLEMENT – Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living The world owes you nothing, It was here first.
The moment your GF’s best friend, becomes YOUR best friend too.
Love Overwhelms Hate – He hates loneliness, she hates poverty.
Gravity – You are doing it wrong.
JUNK IN THE TRUNK – Looks more like an episode of Hoarders to me …
WARNING – Delightfully slippery when wet !
White Snorlax – It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You balck out.