Music Police – Imposing order when you suck so much.
Officer Can’t We Work Something Out – How about feeling these instead.
Halloween Party – Sexy costumes, lots of candy, yes, it is better than Christmas.
Not A Good Time – To waive your right to remain silent, so you can finish singing Enter Sandman.
Protect And Serve – The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
No Parking Zone – I’m sorry sir, you’re illegaly parked in a no parking area, I’m going to have to write you a ticket. Have
I Am The Law! – But I’m also a husband. A son. A loving father. A human being. So be nice or I’ll taser you